My mom just told me my childhood dentist recently passed away. It brought back all sorts of crappy childhood memories for me. I hated that dentist and I was there all the time. My mouth is worth millions. Kid you not, that is how much money my parents have spent on my teeth and they... Continue Reading →

This is not much of a story, but a vent on my morning routine. Every Monday through Friday, the school routine has been put into place, since August. Boys wake up, eat the same breakfast (every fucking morning, heaven forbid you try anything new), we wrestle to get clothes on, brush their teeth with crappy... Continue Reading →

Sharting, a skill I had acquired the moment I became engaged to my Husband. We have been married for 9 years. This has been going on for 10 years now. For some strange reason, I have to shart four times a year...strange and gross I know. So, when I shart once, I think I only have three more times... Continue Reading →

Bed Wetting...Now this is a problem I had faced until I was 12 years old. I became a pretty good liar in my own mind, with always trying to fucking cover up my urine. As a little girl, my mom would buy me the cutest beds and bedspreads. My first bed, was a queen and... Continue Reading →