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Spring break is fucking here, I had a moment to reflect on something my brother and I did on vacation. Not a proud moment, but a holy fucking shit moment. We were visiting Nana after my grandpa passed in 1989. She was little off her rocker and escaped to Florida. Suddenly, she realized she was... Continue Reading →

Take Your Daughter To Work Day

What the fuck is take your daughter to work day?  Take your daughter to work day was an idea, Marie Wilson had for women in the workplace, starting in the early 1990's. It later was founded in April, 1992 by Gloria Fucking Steinem and the Ms. Foundation. The first day, was celebrated on was April... Continue Reading →

New Years Resolutions

New Years Resolutions are so fucking easy.... I actually love fucking January 1st. Gives me a moment to reflect on the year. Regardless of what happened in the year, you can always reflect on what was awesome or fucking wipe the slate clean. Like most people, I made a list of shit I wanted to... Continue Reading →

Hashtagged fucking blessed! ####

Everyday is a fucking blessing right? It’s been hard to find the time to type, when I have creative thoughts….I have so much going on….by the end of the day…I’m fucking cashed. I’m sitting on an airplane going to Vegas and pull out my computer. One should be hyped!! It’s my parents anniversary and my... Continue Reading →

Kindergarten Shots

As school is starting to creep upon us. I reflected with my mom about the time, I had my kindergarten shots….it was tragic. Kindergarten is such an exciting time…Your not a baby anymore…Preschool can kiss my ass…You’ve made it to the big leagues…Your going to Elementary school!!! YES! I took the bus as a kid... Continue Reading →

Tucker’s Chime Recital

Happy Autism Awareness Month! Autism month is always a nice way for my family to reflect on Tucker’s Journey and look back on the year. I wasn’t sure what I really wanted to write about. I cry and laugh all fucking year long…we all do as parents. Even if you are not a parent, we... Continue Reading →

Maxipad

Maxi pad, Sanitary Napkin/Towel, Kotex, Menstural Pad "To help prevent scatter in your underwear." I wrote the company “Always” to congratulate them on a great maxi pad product, “fucking job well done”. Not only did I bleed for 30 days after a shitty miscarriage, but this pad was my floatation device for a whole month. I... Continue Reading →

Southwest

I fucking love Southwest Airlines "Customer Appreciation Day is Everyday" You fucking bet your ass it is! Last week, I was drinking some wine and thought…I am going to write Southwest Airlines and Maxipads. The wine was moving me. Recently I got back from a short trip from Arizona. I had a great experience with... Continue Reading →

Joel Osteen

Fucking Joel... My mom is a huge fucking fan of Joel Osteen and his hair. She watches him every Sunday morning. On Sundays, I have to call either before or after his program airs. Sometimes she will record his show. How is this my mom? This shit makes me laugh so hard… A few months ago,... Continue Reading →

Goose

I saw my old golf coach at Otto’s a little awhile ago. He didn’t care for me that much, only coached me a year or so. I said “hi” to him and small chatted for a bit, then went back to sit with my family. Then he randomly yells, “Hey, Christine! Remember when you killed... Continue Reading →

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